This season, why not sequester a bit of playfulness beneath your layers and layers (and layers) of wool and petticoats? The latest in corsetry deserves as much attention as the figure it pinches into submission . . . Imagine the unexpected allure of soft flesh beneath these unforgiving plates. Oh splendid constriction! (Yours [...]
We have recently received a shipment of shower attachments that will cause ladies to invent no end of excuses to slip away and indulge in a luxurious, revivifying bath. What’s that you say? You barely have the time or the firewood to heat up enough water for your weekly douche? Pshaw! One need only find [...]
A reader recently sent an electronic mail to us that contained an attachment from a competing merchant. Our reader demanded to know why vibratory aids had become so expensive in these modern times: Let it be known that we will not be undersold! We offer the same vibrator and attachments as Sears & Roebuck do [...]
This electrophorous device will give you hours of delight in a number of exciting ways! Foremost, it may function as a tickle-inducing breast-flattener; a nipple strengthener; a producer of buttock shocks for those hoping to expand their spanking repertoire; or . . . ? You are only limited by the poverty of your own imagination. [...]
We have been waiting in breathless anticipation for the release of this device! The illustration should be self-explanatory for those adept at manipulating their nether anatomy, but for those who require an explanation we humbly beseech you to seek out the support of your local tobacconist. For purchase at the price of $14.99.
The staff of M. Potain’s atelier have recently released an ingenious mechanism for the aspiration of noisome bodily fluids, but we have found a delightful off-label use for this device! Simply insert the needle-like appendage at right (a) through the stem of a common menstrual cup, lightly piercing the cup itself. Remove the needle appendage, [...]
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