Modest gentlewomenfolk of the Inter-net! If your helpless crush on Mr. Darcy, Cap’n Ahab, or that little scullery maid with pink cheeks and rough hands has left you in need of sanguine relief, may we offer you some stimulating images that may encourage the discharge of your nervous complaints?
Sexy Rembrandt has been up all night thinking of you . . .
Oh, Grandma, what soft fur you have!
This gentleman’s trouser folds have us gasping . . . in delight!
That Ganymede is a catch, but Zeus can take the form of an Eagle and abduct us any time!
Oh, for a physiotherapy such as this! It makes us go quite as limp as the Adonis pictured therein.
Who knew that a mere gynecological exam could be so stimulating?
Whisk me away to Olympus, sweet Hermes!
This painfully contorted young woman has stirred something deep within us.
His love transcends mere flesh! But we also adore those big brown eyes.
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